This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.
by Simple Night Cop October 4, 2019
We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.
by The Leisure Diver August 24, 2011
A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).
by mot08 February 18, 2005
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by Mayhem229 October 4, 2013
When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.
by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015